by: Mrs. L on 5/23/2007

Not as shy and innocent as he looks!

When I ordered the “I Rub My Penguin” from Better Sex as a surprise for my wife, I wasn’t sure if it was going to get here in time or not, but the package literally arrived by UPS less than an hour before we left on our trip to Hawaii (thanks Better Sex!). When we opened it up and tried him out for the first time, she was pleased that it wasn’t just another run-of-the-mill waterproof vibe and I was delighted that it had much more than just the standard low/medium/high speeds. What was even more fun was the thought of taking him on the airplane knowing that only someone who owned one would know what it was and what we were up to - that must be why he has that silly grin on his face! The Penguin is fun and well made. He’s not as intense as the Synergy but he’s powerful enough to get the job done. The waterproof design is the best I’ve seen on any vibe (we recently ruined a favorite “waterproof” vibe in a hot tub). The 2 AA batteries keep him humming for a looooong time. He won’t replace any of the other toys we use, but we enthusiastically welcome him as a novel addition to our collection (and the only one we keep in the shower)!

by: Maui Lovers on 5/18/2007

Sitting there in all innocence....

It does what it says on the iceberg — quite outrageously. And lacking the fearsome 'all knobs and appendages' appearance of some "implements" it's far easier to introduce into the bedroom without making one look like some sort of exile from a Channel 4 documentary on the Amsterdam Red Light District.
And it works. By the Lord Harry, it works. Quickly. Very quickly. You could buy one and claim it improves your time management skills as it certainly 'takes the waiting out of wanting'.
Watching Pingu with the kids will never be the same again.
Pros
: Well finished, quiet, and 100% non-embarrassing if mother happens upon it on the bathroom shelf.
Cons: 
Errrm, how about "Where have you been all my life"?
Bottom Line
: Get one and prepare for sleepless nights....

by: Sexburga 18 Jun 2006

A cute little friend for the duckie in the bath tub

I just love the I Rub My Duckie, which I’ve had by my bath for the past two years! When I saw they had come up with a Penguin version I just had to have it. It's a lot smaller than I thought it would be - only about 4.5" high but it has more functions than the duck.
It has three levels of basic vibration and it looks fab by the bathtub and is waterproof and discreet, and a lot quieter than the duck.
The only problem I had with this product was getting the batteries in when I first got it - I had some trouble turning the base but found that by pushing up into the base and twisting at the same time it opened easily.
Pros
waterproof looks fab, great-improved functionsCons
I can't think of anything - he’s just sooo cute Bottom Line
A fab fun toy - great to give as a gift and even better to receive!

by: OA Scrumptious, from United Kingdom 21 Mar 2006

I Adore My Penguin
I received this little guy as a gift, after he languished on my wish list for some time. I could not adore this toy any more than I do, and consequently, I adore the man who gave it to me (men, pay attention!)
He really does look just as innocent in person as he does in his picture and you can feel very comfortable leaving him out for everyone to see, without immediately being outed as someone who enjoys dirty bath-times.
His multi-speeds are wonderful. You get three steady vibrations. He is operated by squeezing his belly to cycle through the settings.

I found that the shape of his beak was wonderful for direct clit contact, but if you want to get a more generalized vibration both the top of his head and the length of his body are wonderful.

I did notice that if you don't position him well, you can inadvertently change his setting/turn him off at an inopportune moment if you tend to squeeze down when you are coming to orgasm--this is easily remedied by turning him slightly so your fingers press down on his sides rather than his belly. :)
He is fully waterproof and makes for a wonderful bath companion. I had some problems with an older battery case construction, but when I got it replaced, the newer case was much easier to keep waterproof.
He is very powerful, and as such, can get a little noisy. I don't think you'll care too much, though.

Pros
: Everything about this little guy is good. He is adorable, powerful, and has a great selection of modes.
Cons: 
The price can seem a little high until you realize how fabulous he is. (We introduced a new lower priced version since this review)
Bottom Line
: One of my absolute favorite toys. I recommend it highly to all my friends.
by: mcbirdie on 22 Apr 2007

Kidoodles my pet penguin
This product is fantastic. Not only is it fantastically designed it's waterproof and really does hit the spot. Bath times have never been such fun. It fits nicely in the bathroom so I get no embarrassing questions and it's easy I can just leave it lying there unlike some other toys.

Pros: 
waterproof, looks gorgeous, orgasm every time
Cons
: only downfall is a little bit of noise at the maximum speed, but it’s not that much of a problem.
Bottom Line
L: fantastic fantastic fantastic. very disappointed ive missed out on him all these years.